There comes a time every year where it is not only acceptable to dress like a slut, but it is entirely expected. It is this magical time of year where I know I will be able to see even the most innocent of girls dress like total whores. Most of the outfits wouldn’t be able to pass as outfits for strippers at work, but on Halloween it is all acceptable. However, with any great holiday there needs to be rules.
I was enjoying looking at pictures on Facebook, when I saw something absolutely horrible. This picture ruined Halloween. This picture was of a fat girl who thought she could follow the normal rules of Halloween. This picture is to be viewed at your own risk, because I’m not to be held liable if you are never able to enjoy a woman again. I will now post new rules that girls such as the one this picture should abide to.
1) Don’t wear anything tight.
2) Don’t wear anything slutty.
These rules must be followed under all conditions except for one. If you are going with a group of fat friends or chubby chasers to a location where they will be nothing but other fat people or chubby chasers you are more than welcome to dress however you would like. For any other occasion you run the risk of ruining someone’s Halloween. Now, you might be asking yourself, “If I cannot follow the normal Halloween rules, what can I wear?” Well good thing you asked. Here are two costumes you can try.
1) A ghost – This costume is great because the large sheet will act as a curtain to hide all your fat and not accentuate any of your fat rolls.
2) The Kool Aid guy – Just look at the picture below and you’ll understand why this is a great costume for fat people. The guy in the picture looks skinny so he probably needed a lot of padding. But, being fat already you can save all that money and just use your own blubber to fill out the outfit.
Well now that you know how badly this fat chick in way too tight green clothing ruined my Halloween, I hope that no more fat chicks will ruin my Halloween ever again.
