So, it’s that time of the year again. Everyone needs to travel to get home and see their family. For me that involves some fun layovers at all hours of the day. At every layover I see a variety of styles and fashion choices. But, tonight I’m not here to talk about what you should wear in the airport. Instead I’m here to talk about what one girl should not have worn.
I got on a shuttle bus to go to another terminal and I spotted the most appalling outfit I’ve seen in quite some time. I tried unsuccessfully a few times to get a picture. She was very sneaky. So instead I get to tell you about the horror that was her outfit.
The girl’s outfit gave off the vibe of a Brooklyn girl. She walked as if she owned the place. The first time I saw her was from the front and all I could see was her top. She wore a bright blue top. Now, normally I would love this color. It was very vibrant and screamed winter time sheik. Her problem was that this top was a bit too big or cut oddly so her cleavage exploded out of it. Thank god she had a bra on, but at the same time I cringed because she had a bra on. It was the most in your face leopard print pattern possible. My eyes actually hurt from looking at this extreme contrast. What made her think that this was a great look?!
The rest of her outfit was actually quite fabulous. She wore some great dark, skinny True Religion and a pair of amazing black heels.
I think this girl needed to wear this outfit; she didn’t have a choice. She was chubby and her face was a total mess. I don’t think any more makeup could adhere to her face. Even with the three pounds of makeup I could see all her acne and nothing could help her giant schnoz. What’s this teach us? Don’t trash like a you’re going to a crazy nightclub when you’re going to the airport. If you do then I’m just going to think you’re a prostitute or total slut and I might ask for some help in the bathroom.
